Couillon Of The Day

Is South Carolina built on a hellmouth? I’m not sure how else to explain the way it’s preparing for the solar eclipse later this month. Earlier this week, the cops in Greenville, South Carolina felt the need to specifically ask people NOT to SHOOT BIGFOOT if they saw him. And now, they’re focused on another potential monster. The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp is a half reptile-half man who’s believed to live in the swamps around Lee County, in northeast South Carolina. And some people are worried that he could come out during the solar eclipse. The South Carolina Emergency Management Division even tweeted asking people to report any paranormal or Lizard Man-related activity they see during the eclipse. And sure, it’s tongue-in-check . . . but is it REALLY?

I’m not sure this woman gets how ANYTHING works. A science museum in Dallas is holding a solar eclipse viewing party a week from Monday. And a woman wrote a comment on their Facebook page earlier this week . . . asking them to reschedule since it’s a school night.People immediately began mocking her, as people on social media do, so she eventually deleted the comment.



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